My Quiet Space: What evil is this?

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

What evil is this?


Looks like an innocent little toddler, huh? Well, as innocent as a 2 year old can be anyway...
The evil that dwells within her is well hidden by her chubby cheeks and sparkling brown eyes.
Despite having four girls older than her, I have NEVER experienced the type of horrifying messes that she can produce in a very short time.
She's lost all interest in potty training. In fact, I think she's either in some sort of rebellion, or has become possessed by the golgotha demon.

A quiet moment for her means time to have a BM in secret, sit down or bounce on the bed or couch till the poo is sufficiently squished inside of her diaper and every square inch of flesh covered by diaper is now covered in poo. Thanks to modern technology, diapers have velcro on them now. Something not available for my first 4 daughters. Misty can rip open the velcro with great ease and toss it. The diaper will invariably land poo side down, much like the buttered toast effect. If I'm lucky, I'll hear the diaper hit the floor or a sibling screaming "EEEWWWWWW, GROSS, MISTY!!!". If she's not caught she morphs into the golgotha shit demon from "Dogma" and is completely covered in poo and slinging poo in all directions as you try to capture her from behind with fingertips only, so as to keep as little poo from touching you as possible on the way to the bathroom. Thank god for a detachable shower head.


Sorry my blog has been so crappy lately...

7 Comments:

Blogger Linda said...

Awwww I can't image sweet little Misty doing that!!!! She's such a cutie!!

7/12/2006 07:58:00 AM  
Blogger Terri said...

LOL at the "crappy" blog. You crack me up! I'm with Linda - how could such a sweet little face cause so much mayhem?? There must be some other explanation, like the dog made her do it or something. ((Cathy))

7/12/2006 09:01:00 AM  
Blogger Tess said...

What a sweet face she has! I love the juxtaposition between that and her firely behavior. Watch out when she's a teenager!

7/13/2006 12:40:00 PM  
Blogger Kristen Gill, Marketing Manager said...

HAHAHAHA!! I am so screwed if I have one of those this time. Elena has no interest in potty training, but she also has no interest in doing anything with her poo...thank goodness.

7/13/2006 06:24:00 PM  
Blogger Precie said...

OMG--Cathy!! It's always the sweet, quiet ones, isn't it? I'm not too thrilled with even contained poo so you have my deepest sympathies! Just remember...this can't last for long. She won't be flinging poo when she's in college, right?

7/14/2006 10:03:00 AM  
Blogger Counting_Blessings said...

OH NO!!!! Watch out below!

7/19/2006 09:11:00 PM  
Blogger Elisa said...

God, she is beautiful. I think you're making that up! LOL

7/30/2006 02:25:00 PM  

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