I discovered what Victoria's big secret is. She's a skinny li'l anorexic bitch.

I've not bought any *decent panties since having my 5th daughter in May '04, so I went shopping for skivvies at VS. I could tell by looking that small looked like it would fit my toddler, medium would fit my 4 yr old. But I thought SURELY, large will fit me.
NOPE!
Why call it large if it doesn't fit somebody who wears a medium in everything else?

In the blue jean world, if you pay more for a pair of jeans, they reward you by putting a smaller size on the inside label.
There can be as much as a 4 size variance from one brand/store to the next.

Victoria, kiss my moderately fat ass.






*Not fruit of the loom in a 3 pack from walmart for $5

Amended. Sorry Vicky, I just hate your signature cotton low rise panties, they bite into every orifice and the elastic around the hips could make Callista Flockhart feel like a whale.
However, The extreme low rise from the PINK line are AWESOME!